October12015
September92014
5PM
September62014

My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

(via librariansoul)

September52014
Flashback through #Summer 2014: Moved to a new #apartment, visited #Washington DC for my #bday, and had an amazing time at work. #fbf #nyc

Flashback through #Summer 2014: Moved to a new #apartment, visited #Washington DC for my #bday, and had an amazing time at work. #fbf #nyc

September42014
We took you on a tour through #Italy at @tastebudskitchen’s #tbkcookoff Cutthroat Kitchen! Check out those #cannoli! #tastebudskitchen

We took you on a tour through #Italy at @tastebudskitchen’s #tbkcookoff Cutthroat Kitchen! Check out those #cannoli! #tastebudskitchen

August302014
Ate my way through #Smorgasburg today. Clockwise from top left: Cauliflower and Eggplant Won Tons with a curry aioli from @BrooklynWokShop, Mac & Cheese with caramelized onion and sautéed mushroom from @milktrucknyc, Chocolate Coconut dairy-free ice...

Ate my way through #Smorgasburg today. Clockwise from top left: Cauliflower and Eggplant Won Tons with a curry aioli from @BrooklynWokShop, Mac & Cheese with caramelized onion and sautéed mushroom from @milktrucknyc, Chocolate Coconut dairy-free ice cream from @thealcreamist, and The Patty Melt from @chickpeaandolive @bkflea

August282014
I call this a ‘fro back Thursday. #tbt

I call this a ‘fro back Thursday. #tbt

tbt 

5PM

brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

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August242014
“ forestferncreations
”

forestferncreations

(via sweetislandconcubine)

August222014
5PM
denn-ice:
“189/365 2014
”

denn-ice:

189/365 2014

(via newyorkisforlovers)

August92014
blaaargh:
““And then, for the rest of her life, she will have to explain it. When she is in her 30s and trying on her wedding dress, a woman with pins in her mouth looking quizzically at it, Miley smiling and saying, “Oh, it’s a joke. It’s fwends?...

blaaargh:

“And then, for the rest of her life, she will have to explain it. When she is in her 30s and trying on her wedding dress, a woman with pins in her mouth looking quizzically at it, Miley smiling and saying, “Oh, it’s a joke. It’s fwends? Like friends?” Miley at 40, her son pointing at the tattoo poking out from her bathing suit top, Miley having to say, “It says fwends, Braydon. Like friends? It’s a joke I used to make when I was younger.” Miley Cyrus at 55, an empty nester all of a sudden, getting back on the dating scene after her divorce. Things escalating with the nice lawyer her friend Barbara set her up with, making out like a teenager for the first time in many years, then having to sigh and explain to her date, “Oh, it says fwends. It was a thing we used to say, back in 2014 I think. Who knows. We were young and silly.” Miley at 80, in her assisted-living facility, a nurse helping her dress for the lawyer’s funeral, her husband of 25 years. The nurse saying, “Now what’s this you’ve got here Miss Miley? Fw-” “Yes, dear, it says fwends. I got that long before you were even born. It says fwends.” Miley at 100, no longer living, a mortician gazing at the tattoo, sounding out the word before shrugging and covering it up with spray-on makeup. And then, Miley in eternity, Miley skipping through the cosmos with the rest of our souls, awash in starlight and mystery, the infinity asking what it all means and Miley telling the infinity, “It was just this weird way we said ‘friends.’ You know, fwends. It was funny. A long time ago, so very long ago.’” — Richard Lawson in Vanity Fair

I don’t want to ever get dragged by Vanity Fair.

(via cambrianex)

August72014
#ThrowbackThursday to two Summers ago when I played Betty and Edward in #Cloud9 #dreamrolecometrue #tbt

#ThrowbackThursday to two Summers ago when I played Betty and Edward in #Cloud9 #dreamrolecometrue #tbt

July222014
Salad of the Week: Butternut Squash, Pomegranate Seeds, Chickpeas, Quinoa, and Kale in a lemon vinaigrette.

Salad of the Week: Butternut Squash, Pomegranate Seeds, Chickpeas, Quinoa, and Kale in a lemon vinaigrette.

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